Okay.

So last night I went to a friend's house for some drinking. Apparently it wasn't supposed to be a light night. We were doing shots of Rumplemintz, which at the time felt like a fantastic idea (typing the word "Rumplemintz" even makes me want to vomit). I took 4 shots. FOUR FUCKING SHOTS. And I was done. I ate a grilled cheese. Then calmly walked into the bathroom and threw it up. Then made my way to my friend's couch and passed out until my boyfriend came to pick me up. He took me home where I cried all over him, and passed out.

I woke up at 6am to my stomach in rebellion. I got out of bed, and promptly vomited all of the water and juice I had apparently drank when I got home. Passed out until about 10, when I had to RUN to the bathroom, or else I'd have shit my pants. And this is when it got bad. Sat on the toilet. It wasn't coming. Wtf? Then my stomach started churning. And stirring. Oh no. I had to vomit. And I was mid-shit. So I grabbed the garbage can next to the sink, and did a sweet vomit-shitting combo. My god it was bad. And the vomming was complete with that horrible loud heaving. My boyfriend thought I was dying.

Ugh the vom/shit combo was I think the worst ever. And I was steadily hung over and sick as all hell until 3pm. It was a not so good day.

Current Mood: groggy

Hi there tmi!
So today I was out all lunch and it was cooold, so when I came back inside, my hands were freezing. So I went for a peepee and as I was wiping I could feel the heat of my hooha through my fingers. So I finish wiping, then proceeded to use my vag as a hand warmer. Worked damn well!
Also, does anyone else get this-I go for a poo, then I wipe and as I have a rubbish diet and a small 'roid, it usually takes a while to make sure I am totally clean (cos the "unclean itch" never starts until you have no way of sorting it out)and so many times by the time I get myself clean, another wave of poo comes out! I don't know if it's the length of time I'm sat there, all the movement round my bumhole or a combination of both, but it's VERY annoying. Especially as it only seems to happen at work, when I'm already stressing out about how long I've been sat on the loo. Whenever I go back I'll either get knowing looks which is embarrassing, or some innocent will ask me where I've been and I have to think of something convincing,as I really cannot say "Oh I've just been for a monumental shit".

So basically, my body hates me and I usually only poop once a week if I'm lucky. It's not because I'm lacking in fiber, water, or exercise. I do all of that but my body will just not cooperate. I've considered IBS but honestly, who knows.

Anyway. Because of that, when I feel the need to poop, I get seriously excited, lol. But, at the same time, I usually dread it. 85% of the time, they aren't refreshing, relieving poops. They're either accompanied by loose stool and cramps or they're so soft that they're impossible to push out more than a tiny bit, which leaves me feeling gross and like I need to poop the rest of the day.

Does anyone else have this problem...? What in the world can I do? The only time when I go more than once a week is what I'm on my period. :(

Edit: I should mention that I've tried psyllium husk, fiber supplements, and eating large amounts of fruits/veggies with lots of water. I feel pretty hopeless. I'm jealous of those people that can poop every day and it only takes them a minute or two. It takes me upwards of 20 minutes.

I wonder if this just happens to me or if everybody gets this.

Usually when I either have to poop, or will need to soon, I guess the poo in my colon hits nerves somewhere. It can be over 9000 degrees outside, but I will suddenly become as cold as if it were the middle of a cold winter. I'll get waves of goosebumps and want to get somewhere warmer or put on warmer clothes. If people touch me, they say it's weird how cold my hands are.

Does anybody else get this?

Current Mood: curious

Sooo, I've had my nipples pierced for about 2 1/2 years now. They used to be really temperamental and get sore a lot, especially the left one and I'd switch the jewelry out for a few days to calm them down and they'd be fine after that. They haven't bothered me for at least a year now but they have always gotten "crusties" on the jewelry and still do. I'm not sure if that's normal for almost 3 year old piercings to still get crusty but I DO enjoy sitting on the toilet, taking a poo, and picking crusties off of my nipple piercings while under the bright lights in my bathroom.

Lately, I've noticed the right one keeps oozing this white goo out of the piercing hole. And even more recently, the white goo has been occasionally accompanied by BLOOD! Tonight, there was enough blood that I kept saying "BUHLUHDUH!" to myself as I dabbed it away with some tissue. No pain... but FRESH blood. What the hell?! What's causing this? And how do I stop it? I put some neosporin on them after my shower, just because... but seriously, what the fuck?

*EDIT* If the bleeding/oozing keeps up, maybe I'll try to snap a picture of it. It's weird...

Current Mood: confused

Ever since I stared eating more nuts and berries and the fiber one bars, I have been regular. I have had some epic bowl filling shits. Now, I want to show you them, but I don't know where to put them so they won't be deleted. Also my aunt and I were talking about libidos, and I said that min was really abnormally high for a girl (it is I get aroused at the drop of a hat) and I mentioned bondage, she immediately began ranting about how wrong and sick it was and how if you need that to get off, then something is wrong with you. Ugh. Said I was a freak. Yes, I am a virgin but I see nothing wrong with spicing things up and trying new things. But then, this is the woman that thinks masturbation is wrong. *sigh*

Today I shat a happy face. It made me smile.

Current Mood: devious

I think I have BV. There has been sooo much nasty gooey stuff coming out of my vag lately that sometimes it feels like someone stuck a jar of jelly up there and it's slowly coming out. I had BV over the summer so I'm pretty sure this is it again, although last time I had it I waited so long to see the doc that by the time they figured out what it was it hurt so bad I could hardly wipe after peeing. It's just so gross because its like either super watery or super gooey and its slightly yellow in color and doesnt smell that great. It pretty much smells the way my vag smells after my guy cums in me. Just ew!

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